Selling hats

Do you think I could sell some of the hats that I wear as a woman on E-bay? I particularly would like to sell the maid hat and the matching eye glasses that apparently make me see things that need to be done that others can look past. I may also consider selling my employee hat and the "I can't say "No" hat". However, that employee hat would have to go to a very high bidder to replace my pay check.

I guess it's part of being a woman, but it be nice to at least lend these hats to someone for a while.

You have to admit, if I could find a way to list these "hats" on E-bay, it might, at the least, get mentioned on late night television. Leno, here I come!